twerkforcats:

I love these so much
pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless
alvaroarbehoa:

fancypancakes:

danisnotonfire:

ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me

you can just tell how many straight boys dont go there because “no homo”

I hope all their flavor names are gay puns
annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

(via ninjainjections)

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

(via ohstacia)